What Each Enneagram Type Would Do with a Time Machine
Let’s say we hand each Enneagram type a time machine. Not the clunky DeLorean kind (though cool), and not the hot tub variety (we’re not animals). This is a sleek, portable, morally ambiguous kind of...
View ArticleHere’s the Vegetable You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type
Let’s be honest: if someone walked up to you and said, “Hey, what vegetable are you?” you’d probably either A) assume it’s a weird personality quiz or B) question your life choices that led to this...
View ArticleThe Enneagram Types of the Winnie the Pooh Characters
At first glance, the 100-acre wood is all sunshine and honey pots. Soft colors. Gentle music. Nobody has a job. No one pays taxes. Honestly? Ideal. But stay a little longer and you’ll start noticing...
View ArticleThe ISTJ Personality Type and the Enneagram
When most people think of an ISTJ, they picture someone grounded, no-nonsense, and maybe just a little allergic to chaos. And yes, that’s a decent starting point—but it’s not the whole story. Some...
View ArticleThe Hill I’ll Die On: What Each Enneagram Type Would Go Down Screaming For
Let’s not pretend we’re rational. None of us are. We like to think we are — perched on our little armchairs of logic, sipping lukewarm coffee and quoting Brené Brown out of context while spiraling into...
View ArticleHere’s the Studio Ghibli Character You’d Be, Based On Your Enneagram Type
Alright, let’s play a little game of Ghibli cosplay—no costume required. Imagine you’re not just you (stressed, overthinking, and wondering if you should be making another coffee right now). Instead,...
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